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a male having anal sex with another male
those 2 guys are ass monkeys
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Puppy monkey baby is a creature that is one third puppy, one third monkey, and one third baby. Puppy monkey baby first appeared on a Mountain Dew commercial during the 50th Superbowl. While this creature has creeped out, horrified, and generally unsettled a large audience, many find the puppy monkey baby (abbreviated as PMB) very cute, funny, and charming.
Person 1: Did you see that Mountain Dew Commercial?
Person 2: The one with the puppy monkey baby???
Person 1: Yeah! Wasn't it sooo cute?
Person 2: Ew! No!
Person 1: Eh, well, Adina Porter likes it.
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This term is used as sarcastic description of something not being very much fun. A barrel of monkeys are actually little plastic monkeys, and their arms can loop together to make a chain. In other words, not very fun.
"Dude, how was your grandma's house?"
"It was a barrel full of monkeys"
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someone who uses no anal lube while in search for anus. Monkeys often do this
dalton is a no lubing anal monkey.
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adj- when that shit ain't right
Bob:Dude my mom jus got deported
Jim:Thats boo boo monkey
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person 1: did you see what that guy did to her?
person 2: yeah! he's a monkey eating yogurt!
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A porch monkey was a racial slur for black slaves that were forced to sit on a porch all day. Black people love watermelons. Thus a porch monkey pie is nothing more than a watermelon pie.
Let me go to the fridge and grab the porch monkey pie.
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