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The act of sticking your very large penis inside a girl.
She said that my hands were small, but I gave her that Trump Tower which assured her that everything was alright down there, believe me.
The act of laying on your back and having a prostitute defecate in your mouth while you try to stack the turds as high as possible without using your tiny hands. Popular with American businessmen and Russian prostitutes.
I treated myself to a Trump Tower last night and now whenever I open my mouth shit comes out.
Dump load turd shit pile crap tower of turds
My chunky trump tower stood 6 inches above the toilet water.
When you are banging a sex worker, but then also unexpectedly her lawyer is fucking you in the ass.
Dirk: Bro, oh no! Did you hear about Gil? He paid the stripper to have sex with him at the bachelor party last weekend, but then surprise! Her lawyer appeared like outta nowhere and started destroying his asshole from behind. It was complete devastation.
Steven: Oh shit, he got Trump Towered? Awful, do you know what his recovery will be like?
When you shit so much it accumulates in a tower form then, when separating from your anus, it falls and slaps your nut sack before collapsing in the water.
I shat so much this morning i Trump Towered my balls.
Freely spendable capital or cash with dubious or insincere backing..
I better spend this trump money before they find out it's smoke and mirrors
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Verb. To skim a written text, just to be able to claim you have read it, without actually understanding it.
Todd Trump-read Preacher, so that he could move on to more culturally significant comics, like Sleepwalker.
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