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Those crusty and smelly pair of sweatpants you always wear while playing video games.
Cheeto dust, coke stains and unidentified crusties—guess it's time to change my game pants.
A person who plays video games as a escape from reality to relieve.
You know, they even try to make games realistic while we all try to escape reality horrors playing them but they end up looking dope so it's kind of fun to play them.
Person 1 is stress-gaming because they had an argument with their family.
A competition to see if a person can have sex with a member of the opposite gender from each of the 50 United States.
Rules:
1) There must be a set time-frame. "I play until I'm married" does not count. For all we know, you never plan on getting married. The most typical time frame is after 4 years of college, as it's more acceptable to be promiscuous, and offers the best chances at meeting people from across the country.
2) The state that the person you are trying to seduce claims as their state of origin is the one that counts. For example, if a person says, "I'm from California, but I was born in Florida", Florida would be the state that the person counts as.
3) A state only counts if it is actual sex. No second or third base allowed.
4) A second party must validate that you had sex with this person, and that they are from said state.
5) If you cannot remember what state the person is from, they are invalid for play in The State Game until you re-contact them. Rule 4 then applies.
"Man, last night was crazy. How'd you do??"
"I got California AND Nevada!"
"God I love The State Game."
"I swear she was from Alaska!!"
"Where's her Facebook?"
"...she deleted it..."
"No Alaska for you."
It’s like Russian Roulette but with a shotgun and all the shells are live
My girlfriend just broke up with me, I think I’m going to play the Kurt Cobain Game now.
The act of dressing in a leather S&M gear and masturbating using auto-erotic asphyxiation. One who partakes is called the Batman, but any bystander or partner is the Robin.
Zach: Did you hear about bobby?
Ted: No what happened?
Zach: He died playing the batman game last night with Luke. He suffocated, it's pretty sad.
Ted: Damn, I still can't believe Luke Robin-ed him too.
Video game cheaters Fucking bitches who deserve to be tortured, sentenced to death and tortured again in hell. Fuck them. They really dont deserve to live. Noone loves them because they are fucking losers who suck at life. I really just want to stab them multiple times in the body then slice them up. Fuck hackers! Fuck them! They dont deserve to be here on Earth! Fuck their assholes!!! FUCK BITCHED HACKERS FUCK HACKERS AND THEIR STUPID ASSED FACE. FUCK SHIT NIGGA!!!!!!
Video game cheaters: talks
Everyone: Fuck you! Noone likes you! You cuck dont deserve to live Fuck hackers! Fuck them! They dont deserve to be here on Earth! Fuck their assholes!!! FUCK BITCHED HACKERS FUCK HACKERS AND THEIR STUPID ASSED FACE. FUCK SHIT NIGGA!!!!!! FUCK SHITTT BITVHHHHHHXHMXuiaoekejejwwooq9101iwiwsdkdkckf,2ujze2nzy
Big PP gaming is when your big ass PP starts to game for you. This is rare with only 2/100000 in the world who manage to learn this amazing skill. Its simple, it plays for you whenever you want. Want a break? Dont worry take a nap while your PP does your handywork.
Person 1: How is John already level 200 in fortnite?
Person 2: He has a Big PP gaming
Person 1: What a fucking joke, its been 4 days in the new season.
Person 2: Search Big PP to learn more about it.