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When you get a blowjob and the girl rips off your dick and places it in her vagina so it looks like she has a dick.
John got a penis mixup with Kelly
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a person who willingly dicks you over for the sake of their own genetalia.
"Hey i saw john making out with you're girlfriend!"
"yeah he is quite the penis-weasel..."
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a penis that falls off when wet
wow after that swim i had the gall penis goin on
she spit on my dick and i started gettin that gall penis
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while wearing a belt, the player tucks the paddle underneath their belt upside down. the players then proceed to play ping pong using the attached paddle using pelvic thrusts to hit the ball back and forth over the net.
Hump, set, spike! penis pong also referred to as pelvic pong
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When your penis is smarter then the person receiving it. We call that the “ Genius Penis “ but in the rare case your penis exceeds 200 IQ. Your lucky enough to Be gifted with “ super genius Penis “ and your dong will make sluts smarter!
“ Hey bro, that chick was retarded last week and can now count to 10. Do you think she’s taking super genius Penis? “
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A contest where the guy with the shrimp dick gets the prize.
Irish guy- All right, my penis is smaller, its always been smaller.
Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!
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The act of have sex with a girl that drew you into her room, using the excuse of you talking to her about Jesus on her bed.
Jake: I'm going into her room to evangelize to her.
Josh: Bullsh*t! The only thing you'll be doing is evangelizing your penis!
Jake: Whatever man...
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