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A person who has no taste in American Football teams, or doesn’t know anything about American Football.
A person who has faith in the worst team in the National Football League. This usually means the person is a complete idiot.
Person 1: “So which football team do you like?”
Person 2: “Thanks for asking, I’m a New York Jets Fan! Hopefully we can win in the next century!”
Person 1: Backs away*
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It means do you have a big butt. When you ask someone if they "put the new 4gs on the jeep", you're asking if they got that cake.
Person 1: Hey l, did you put the new 4gs on the jeep?
Person 2: Hell yea!
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THE BEST GAME ON EARTH!!!! You own a island with animals and you have guides named Timmy and Tommy WHO ARE SO FRICKIN CUTE and Tom Nook WHO IS FLIPPING ADORABLE and kinda annoying in my opinion helps with your journey to (sorry if I got some stuff wrong!) also Timmy and Tommy are Dating and I ship it
Me: DUDE DO YOU PLAY ANIMAL CROSSING NEW HORIZONS?!?!?!?!?!?
Random Person: YES!!!!
Me: ITS THE BEST GAME EVER RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?
Person: YUSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Me: WE ARE NOW FRENS!
Person! YUSSSESSSESSS!!!!!!
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An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
Life isn't what I thought it'd be when I was a kid on VoIP I though when I got older I'd marry her and told her now I'm 26 and I work in a office nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest if I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him HES IN YOUR BED AND IM IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT DODODDODO IVE GOT THE KEY AND HES JUST A DOORMAT DODODOD AND EVEN THOUGH HES GOT SOCAIL SKILLS DOESNT MEAN I CANT PAY THE BILLS anyway, make the most of him 'cause she moves on pretty bloody quick oh-oh YOUR NEW BOYFRIENDS AN ARSEHOLE (woo!)
yeah I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) the one who took you away from me you hit it up instantly I know, 'cause you wont stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay though.
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17 s he's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17
How on earth can I be saved when I'm one click away from insane I just think I deserve a little bit of what I've earned
I'm not gonna make another scene the one I made when I was 23 means I'm not allowed in Disney world...
A: dude I really like the song Your new boyfriend by Wilbur soot
B: same it's just has a nice tune and its catchy and I like dsmp
A: nice man wanna come over later
B: yeah lets watch Ranboo's stream
When the guy takes his dick out of a cunt and starts to beat the pussy with it, kind of like the motion a lobster's tail makes when it swims.
Billy--"Hey Jim, I gave your mom a New England Lobster Tail before we came to dinner!"
Jim--"I can only give a shrimp tail..."
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the day after new year's day, its the day where everyone starts getting ready for school, and work after the holidays.
my mom said that on new year's boxing day i have to study...
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