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A phrase used to describe a mentally unsound or flat-out crazy individual.
Steve: "Did you watch the GOP debate last night?"
Joe: "Oh yeah, Michele Bachmann is all sorts of mixed nuts."
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To go up to your enemy in a club and bang their left cheek, right cheek. Then as they are collapsing you give them a big old headbut (nut). DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EJACULATE (nut) ON THEM (whilst conscious).
Sam : Hey Franklin!
Franklin : Oh hey Sam!
Sam : Where's that money you owe me?
Franklin : Fuck your money.
Sam : *Performs Left Right Goodnight, Nut whilst shouting* Left Right Goodnight, Nut.
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Pablito nuts are supposed to be devoured on this lovely day of December 2nd
Hey yo did you lick any pablito nuts today on national lick pablito nuts??
A not so typical picture of a dick taOR from approximately knee height (easier to take with longer arms or while squatting) angled in the upward direction in order to showcase both the nuts and dick. Be sure to have an erect dick or run the risk of appearing to simply have three nuts. Be sure to avoid anus, but if not possible, be sure to cover with emoji.
Women love surprise nut-updick pics! OR
Did you get his nut-up dick pic?! What a great angle!
When your having sex with a chick
But before you ejaculate, You twist your nuts and yell YEEHAW!
I was balls deep in her pussy so I hurried up and gave her a
"Honky Tonk Nut Twister"
When you don’t nut for a long period of time, and upon returning to the game, your next nut has the viscosity of the slugs that Ron Weasley throws up in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
Person 1: Yo how was last night with hermione bro
Person 2: it had been a while bro so I hit her with the Ron Weasley slug nut
Your supposed to nut with the assistants of one girl the girl has to help you nut!!!
Girl helps you nut on national nut day
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