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Look at that surrender monkey he must be french
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The power of a computer, usually only a laptop computer. Strangely linked with the idea of cogs whirring in a human mind, the crotch monkeys do the sums inside the laptop. The more crotch monkeys - the faster the machine, and vice versa.
Jesus, look at that brand new apple jobbie, think how many crotch monkeys that fuck's got.
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(adj.) A description of, or having the qualities of, a male that one should have dated in high school, but did not. Used most often as a term describing regret.
Leslie: "Hey, do you remember Jeremiah from homeroom?"
Jennifer: "Yeah, he was so monkey sweater-vest. I feel like an idiot for not hooking up with him."
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a person with red hair, freckles and pale skin.
because he is a albino fire monkey noone will ever like him.
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A sex position in which you go balls deep in her ass while swinging from the bedframe chanting ooga chakka
You think my girl will let me go deep urban monkey tonight?
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when a guy sticks his dick in a girls ass and is brown like a monkey and you clean it off by means of a blowjob
last night i told parry to suck a monkey off and she did but sucked at it. that damn hoe.
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Addiction, mostly heroin/morphine addiction.
Hey dad, you been smacking da H again, quit it bitch, you have a monkey on your back
But the morphine eased the pain,
And the grass grew round his brain,
And gave him all the confidence he lacked,
With a Purple Heart and a monkey on his back.
There's a hole in daddy's arm where all the money goes,
-John Prine - 'Sam Stone' a song about a vietnam vet returning to the US with a monkey on his back.
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