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When too much time has elapsed since you last went on a cruise.
The only cure for this is to contact your travel agent and get one or more booked up immediately. 😍
Long time no sea so about to call my travel agent.
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a gangsta thing to say when you get party lights on you
"Dang we gettin pulled ova--time to make the doughnuts!"
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generally anything starring John Travolta/other darling of the bullcrap Scientology "religion".
Battlefield Earth is the king of The Worst Movies of All Time.
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When a hot chick is on you and you are about to lose your moyd or have to tend to your intestinal calling, tell your friend "this one time in 8th grade" and he will tackle her or otherwise remove her bodily threat.
(Your stomach cramps and then discharges) Uh this one time in 8th grade.... <TACKLE> *Friend rushes to his bathroom and is saved*
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it's the dancing banana. It is something you say to another person when they are feeling a bit down. You try to cheer them up by saying this and you do a little dance.
search 'peanut butter jelly time'
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The most discrete and family-friendly way to call someone a cunt.
It goes with any day in general, unlike c u next Tuesday, which implies specifically to Tuesday.
Greg: C u next time.
Constance: Ok.
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December first is officially a day where you put a pickle in your mouth sideways to resemble a mouth guard and take a picture of yourself and/or friends.
“Tony did you hear it’s National Pickle Time Day?” “Yeah I can’t wait to get home and stuff my mouth with pickles!”
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