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Sign Guy

A professional commercial sign installer, quite possible the most talented group of uncertified humans in the construction industry. They are known for their ability to be a welder, electrician, painter, crane operator and truck driver in an 8 hour period. They work long hours and are often mistreated and misunderstood. They have a tendency to not give a fuck when it comes to safety, although they won’t do anything that endangers anyone other than themselves. They work in snow, rain, hot, cold and are forced into living in hotels for weeks on end in order to complete a job. They have the capabilities to consume very large amounts of alcohol in record time and as a result, have some of the best libido on earth.

Girl at bar: Why are those crane operators so dirty?

Guy in corner: Lady those aren’t crane operators, those are sign guys. They do it all.

Girl: Ooh I want a sign guy

by Signman25 August 9, 2021


Foot guy

Guys who are into/turned on by feet as the primary physical attribute.

related: foot fetish

There’s boob guys, there’s thigh guys, and then there’s foot guys…

“He told me to wear sandals on our date, I hope he’s not a foot guy.”

by Anonymoon1 May 18, 2024


Ass guy

A man that loves thick asses on women, and often fantasizes about them

Thigh guy: Look at Rebecca's thick ass thighs!!
Ass guy: Nah, that's not the best part! I could use her ass as a fucking pillow!

by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023


Cummy Guy

Cummy Guy is a cummy guy which cums 14 times in the space of 24 hours which is a Guinness World Record. Also has special time everyday and has watched every video on the hub.

Me: Cummy Guy
Cummy Cumran: whats a cummy guy
Me: Cummy Guy On a Daily Bro

Cummy Guy: Bro Do You Know What i Did Yesterday
Me: Special Time Again? You Cummy guy

by BenJeff8372 March 13, 2021


F.B.I GUY

An epic story that redefines the action genre, with compelling characters, good story, and good set pieces.

“Hey, a new season of F.B.I GUY just dropped; want to ‘F.B.I and chill’?”

by Bionicthrower49 May 27, 2022


White guying

Just the feeling like the world is against you and you've had the roughest life and no one likes you.

When someone talks to you like you talk to them and you never expect them to talk to you like that because you're a white guy then you're most definitely "white guying"

by Peachybb December 4, 2020


Math guy

chandice's future boyfriend

person 1: is that math guy?
person 2: yeah, that's chandice's future boyfriend

by lvng.ymm September 23, 2021