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Waiting for your best friend to turn their back on their mom and then seducing her.
"Hey TD, Michelle looks like she's circling the meat over there. You may want to say something to your mom bro."
A sausage.
I couldn't remember the word for sausage the other day, so my brain offered me....meat carrot.
A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.
In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.
A bad person, typically just the scum of the earth. Worst kinds of people to ever walk the earth
“Hey you know the new kid Gary?”
“Yeah what about him?”
“He’s a...meat bouncer..”
“Fuck that dude.”
An alternative word to describe one nonerect penis.
" Dude I saw Chads Piss meat, it's so small!"
One who kicks open the door of an occupied stall,for whatever reason.
John falls on the door to a stall and finds mike taking a shit. John is now a meat thief. Live with your shame john.