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Someone who canât win. Even when they receive something.. they lose it sooner or later. Everyone loses things. Keys wallets, phones, houses. but losers are a bit more obvious, they lose everything and in full view of everyone. Can derive from a fetish because of internal conflict or just plain âGod hates meâ realisations. Usually a person full of hate. They hate them selves, their friends and their pets. Can manifest implosive or explosive depending on situation. Not necessarily a loser for life, bad child hoods can result in poor self-esteem etc. but who knows. Hey free will right!
Mate: how u going loser?
Mate (sad face): girlfriend dumped me..
Mate: thatâs because ur house smells like a buzzard off a shit wagon. Itâs been 5 months.. clean up!
Wife fking some guy: u like this shit baby?.. I like this shit!..
Hubby: â¦
Bully: hey loser ha ha ha!
Me: hi. Hru?
-dipshit
Jack:- local boy or by trade ./ a jack / jackyboy / lumberjack/ jack of all trades..
Ass:- mule or local idiot ./ butthead /buttwipe/ butt whip / jack of no trades.
Jackass:- a person capable of much much better but didnât or hasnât applied them selves in accordance.
Young boy wanted to jump of the roof onto the trampoline again, but wasnât up to it, so looked for another way down. Upon finding his fatherâs thin tinned small garden shed near the corner of the house, not thinking more than 3 times and impatient as a youngster is.. leapedâ¦
Father: WTF!???â¦. *runs out sideâ¦. âJACKASS!!!â
-dipshit
When u grow up with a best friend read porn together and think ur the man. Then he alludes to the fact women like large perfect dicks and how much better it would be for them.
When fall from grace and realise u will never feel safe in a relationship as long as he is around ur woman.
When u give up and watch them flirt.
When her joy when he is around is arousing.
When all u can think about is her pleasure.
When all she can think about is him.
When all u can think about is him.
When all u can both think about is him.
When she starts asking about him.
When his name is on both ur lips and almost say it whenever u want to speak to one another.
When she wants to marry u cause she know he wonât stay in that way.
When u give in and watch him make her cum so hard no one will ever believe u if u told them.
When ur raising his children and he is happily married his wife is happy, ur wife is happy, and ur the only one who isnât.
When u realise ur addicted to the crushing reality of her orgasms with him.
When he controls ur and her with envy and u canât help submitting.
When u realise no one noticed ur children look like him, no one knows what is going on. Just u 3.
When u wish u could die but the addiction is worth living for.
When u die and stand before God and he says â why didnât u trust in the small dick I gave u?â And u say nothingâ¦
Wife: I canât stop thinking about him, I see his face everywhere I go..
U: same..
Wife: he came over this after noon while u were at work..
U: he knows I have penis envy.
Wife: really? So he has a big dick does he?
U: :(
Wife: :)
Place where shite comes from. Usually used in context where waiting at a red light in traffic and as soon as the light changes, before having time to lift foot off clutch, driver behind beeps horn to move ahead.
Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.
Brick labour: *throwing up 1000 bricks 2 story lift. 500 to go. Listing and whistling to the tune âwhat do we want? Mud and bricks, when do we wantâem? ..now!
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludgerâ¦
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.
Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, âu might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.
Typically an abused unloved child who when mature physically marries an unloved abused female child, either party do not understand self worth or love and are preyed on bye liers and abusers who carry the abuse as far as they can go. Generally classed as bulls, bullys in todays society.
On Occasion a normal healthy couple, who is experimenting with lies, abuse and humiliation. God knows what for, and usually reversing rolls eventually so wife becomes a cuckold (cuckoldress).
But no, generally unloved children who donât understand. People who lie and try take advantage of this type of abusee a real losers. Sometimes even cucks and cuckoldresses get so abused and make a decision to become a bull or abuser of some type themselves. Often that is the case.
I didnât mean to cuckold my husband, I didnât even relize that other man was flirting with me infront of the love of my life.
â¦donât worry, it will pass, cold shower and some quality time and ur relationship will be fine and the bull eyes will catch fire and all that will be left is to Smokey hollows where his eyes used to be.
Slang for underground/backyard tradition/or anger management classes. or classic codak moment types and derived typically from youngsters while using the bike jumps/skate boards and smoking pot, especially ones who had no parents or parents who did a bad job raising them. Typically not found in the higher class posh antics. And the proper etique. It is the language of the ages. â There is nothing new under the sun; -bible quote- It is An outlawed language. Can land u in prison if used in front of most judges and some police. Itâs is a world wide conglomerate of anti-social behaviour and rebellious outbursts of anger and contempt. Can be very accurate. On occasion mathematically sound in a derogatory sense and generally differs or stems from what the Good Lord has already covered in scripture. Expounding in a crude way.
Mate/stoner1: Fk the English dictionary, go urban!!!â¦
Mate/stoner2: yeaaa Mann!!!â¦
Kid : hey bro! Got any bunngrs??
Richdik: get outâa ere u little urban fkwitt!
Pastor: God calls it immorality..
Little urban fkwitt: we over ere we callâem skanks! ..sir
-dipshit
Uh! âUrbanâ - the underground of the typical âSub-urbanâ or âsuburbanâ residential zone where ânormal livesâ are SUPPOST TO BE TAKING PLACE and being lived. But we are not normal. us Urbans are the âoff scourâ because we arenât normal from conception. We spend most of our lives in front of Judges and avoiding police. Hint ppl, donât piss off ur neighbours if they are in the mood for making little ppl. normal ppl donât understand what we are! We are U, we just come with balls, thatâs all! And cops know that. They have been âmadeâ to understand. Hence the guns etc. U donât understand. Anyway, itâs 3am, time for bed little suburbanites! Bad things come out to play at night. Lucky we come out too. Save ur judgemental asses!
1# Have u ever seen that movie âThe Burbsâ with âTom hankerâ
2# They made modern one âThe Urbsâ! With âThe Rockâ & âchopperâ makes a few appearances.
1# wait, didât chopper die?
2# itâs R+ rated. No wait, unrated! u canât get it in any country. Outlawed..
1# ffs is nothing sacred.
2# I know right!
1# one day Urban living will change the suburban way of life for ever.
2# it has already begun..