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The woman performs oral sex on the man, while he jumps up and down taking pictures.
Mike: Hey Mark! I heard Joe gave that old woman the jumping jack flash last night!
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The term ised in the act of two horny tansgender women start jerking each others dicks off
Yo Big Stuff, let me jack you off real quick.
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When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".
Other codes could be used too such as:
"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"
Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.
McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?
Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"
Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."
Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*
McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"
Costumer: "Yeh"
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A person, usually a male, who is good at everything he does, and is considered to be a good catch.
Your new boyfriend is quite a jack of all trades.
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A classic horror tale of a young Pakistani boy who grew up to become an infamous pumpkin loving serial killer.
Andy was stabbed in the anus by Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer.
When a bunch of noobs team up in order to trick their opposition into thinking they are not noobs.
Watch that guy, he's trying to pull a jack move!
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1. Noun
During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
2. Verb
To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump
When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.
"Man, I just took a huge Jack Bauer Power Dump."
"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."
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