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After a fight, your girlfriend or wife defecates in your bed and then you angry fuck her until she bites your finger off.
Man, my girl and I did the Amber Heard last night. It was wild.
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When you take a poop on someones bed
Man she was a dirty girl, she even took an Amber Turd on my bed!
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The bitch whose dog stepped on a bee!
Amber Heard is an actress who rose to fame in April 2022 when Johnny Depp sued her ass for publishing an article of about him which involved Johnny abusing the bitch. This was obviously not true and therefore Amber lost the case because she’s a lying whore! She’s now a broke cunt who works at retail.
Ryan: “Who are you jerking off to?”
ToothFairy: “Amber Heard.”
Ryan: “Die!”
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An abuser, who plays the victim, she cries wolf, I'd say tears but she 'ain't' got none. She ruined her GORGEOUS ex-husbands life with FALSE accusations. Amber turd is also known for taking a shot in her spouses bed, then blaming a small dog. She has no consequences for her actions.....but KARMA will get her.
Don't leave an Amber Turd in the toilet...flush it!
A long lost prophecy transcribed in a hematite stone. The Amber Turd prophecy was found in 2022 in the state of Virginia, where it tells a tale of a mythical being coming from the Amber Turd named Bono. The Amber Turd was thought to have come from King Herr Brolof and once graced with the all mighty biddy, it became Bono. Once known as the biggest brown to ever be known to mankind, the Amber Turd has long been a rumored myth prior to the Depp trial. Since the trial making the myth of the Amber Turd known to the world as a fact the Amber Turd has been eclipsed by a Colorado native known as Randall Marsh who has the record for the biggest poo to ever exist in one sitting, previously held by Amber Heard.
Bono is so talented, I bet his mother is proud of her little Amber Turd.
An Amber Herd is a herd of Amber Heards.
Guy 1: Oh look, there are 3 Amber Heards in the same room!
Guy 2: Yeah that's the Amber Herd.
You shat all over it
Having a conversation for one person to shoot it down, shit all over it.
Boy A - do you like the new Johnny Depp film?
Boy B - nah I’m not a fan. Think he’s over-rated. What about you?
Boy A - doesn’t matter now. You Amber Heard it
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