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A 'step up' from the 'Alpha Female', which nearly invariably is assigned not to a free and independent woman, but rather a cocky and arrogant, "bossy"-type - the Aloha Female is at peace holistically with her universe.
She is a transcendent state, requiring no hierarchy, and in which the concepts of 'alpha female' and 'beta female' etc. have no bearing; since anyone who attains this degree of primal harmonious independence has neither compulsion to lead, nor follow, nor compete - no sensation of having anything left to prove, either to other people, or to herself.
She has 'arrived', and remains, happy and self-satisfied. The epitome of successfulness.
She radiates light and confidence while holding onto her aloha female status
A female Alan is the freakiest of freakishly freakishly women you will ever encounter, she's down for any cause. Her face may be unassuming and innocent but go home with her and your perception of life will be altered forever
GPS - "Damn Female Alan did the splits on my boinker whilst sipping tea on top of the kitchen table La"
Peter - "It should've been me"
The man starts talking about soccer before cumming while the girl play with his balls. "Derpina crosses the ball to him
and he hits the ball towards the " GOAAAAALLLLL" *cum*
I don't know how your girlfriend handles your soccer addiction, "female crossing", she must be the worst goalkeeper ever.
a snapchat story composed of females putting themselves as their own wcw because they’re no one elses, stupid videos of their best friend, starbucks/dunkin donuts, depressing posts about live and bath bombs
That story was such a female snapchat, it was the most annoying/ depressing thing I’ve ever seen
a girl who’s a seme. what’s not clicking *twirls a lock of my hair irritatedly and won’t make eye contact with you*
omg you’re a female seme? omg *blushes shyly and looks at the floor*
verb: an orgasm occurs at the peak of stimulation during fornication. A thick bodily fluid (cum) releases from the two main orifices of the body: the vagina and the mouth.
It was so good i had a female orgasm, but I knew he didn't care about me- after he said, "Swallow your own cum, bitch!"
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