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The act of drinking 1-9 beers before teaching students online. Usually the beverage is consumed in the hour prior to teaching a foreign language. These beers act as lubricant for your mouth. Based on our scientific study, going for a Liam can increase class engagement by 7 percent.
Liz: I have work in an hour, but I need a beer to teach this kid in China...
Danielle: I teach in an hour too, lets "Go for a Liam."
Liz: Yes, I will take two Liams on the rocks and one more for the road.
Something too big to fit in something else and no matter what you do it will never fit. For example a whale in a bathtub, an elephant in a doorway or a sausage in a keyhole.
That bed will never fit through that door because of the liam effect.
Rabbits don't give a fuck about the liam effect they can get through anything.
Did you hear about Will and Sarah last night? Liam Effect.
.v) To punch or jab in the throat with lightning quick speed and agility, collapsing the airway and causing death within six seconds.
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Baby Neeson - .n) a flick to the throat causing a minor inconvenience and/or discomfort.
Down South Neeson - .n) the act of Liam Neesoning someone in the crotch area.
Spectator 1: "Did you see that? That guy just got straight Liam Neesoned!"
Spectator 2: "He's not moving...I think he might be dead."
Spectator 1: "That's because Liam Neeson finishes things."
*See: the film Taken*
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A typical ginger nonce who usally goes for younger kids making him a nonce
Oh is that guys taking kids to his van hes such a Liam Brown
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An Irish name meaning (great god). People may find sacred temples in Ireland and other European countries such as Italy and Poland that are meant to worship him. Many people often come to these certain temples and praise him on popular celebrations such as: St. Patrick's day, and The Bloomsday Festival.
"If only I was as great as the legendary god, Liam Waldron."
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One of the most badass actors currently in existence. He is currently ranked somewhere between Brad Pitt and Clint Eastwood on the badass scale. Whether it's rescuing ditzy teenage daughters from apeshit albanians, or fighting off fucking wolves in arctic tundra (seriously, who the fuck does that?), Liam Neeson has got your fucking back.
The President: Where is she?! WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER?!
Chief of Security: Sir, I'm going to be frank, it doesn't look good. She's currently being held in an albanian mafia base situated in the arctic circle. Intel indicates the albanians have employed a local pack of huge motherfucking wolves as attack dogs.
The President: *shakes head, whispers* Dear god.
Chief of Security: Mr. President, there's only one man we know who could infiltrate the base...
The President: *incredulous* Liam Neeson?! *thinks, hesitates* Make the call.
Chief of Security: *picks up bright red phone, waits for answer* Mr. Neeson, your country needs you.
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The Dirty Liam is when you get a hard on in public by looking or doing the simplest thing e.g hand holding or looking at a woman.
'' I can't believe you got a dirty Liam just from talking to that chick''
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