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Only the most sexy ass human being was born on this day and no one can tell you otherwise.
Person 1: your ugly as fuck
Person 2: actually I’m not I was born on january 28 2008
The day I asked jessica to be my girlfriend.
Guy 1:what did you do on 28 February 2023?
Guy 2:I asked Jessica Myburgh out.
Guy 1:what did she say?
Guy 2:She said yes and now I am the happiest guy on the planet.
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A day you can pants anyone whenever you want and fuck them whenever you want
November 28 bitch
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jake: dude, u stink so bad
tom: it’s november 28, no deodorant day. Duh
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The sequel to the somewhat decent 28 Days Later. Lacks much of the style of the first movie, instead focusing on tension and lots of screaming and running away.
It should be noted that 99% of this film seems to have been shot in the dark. Not like "hey it's a little hard to see" but more like Blair Witch Project-style pitch blackness. Annoying as hell, if you ask me.
Hey did you see 28 Weeks Later?
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The best day ever, anyone who was born on this day in England who is part Aussie and a guy is absolutely fucking amazing, you should definitely buy him a chicken wrap:
Person a: what day is it
Person b: it is 28/10/06, the best day except maybe Christmas
Person a: how could I forget
Person b: you won’t do it again
Person a: what?
Also person a: *dies*
Person: b: haha get clapped
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