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Battlefield 2, like the name implies, is distinctively broken up into 2 different definitions that usually coherently apply.
1. Battlefield 2 is a combat flight sim that provides the user with the most realistic environments ever conceived. Unlike Flight Sim X, there are actually destructible environments, vehicles, and civilians on the ground.
2. Battlefield 2 is one of the most realistic terrorist training simulations publicly available. Users can select the Special Ops class, which happens to be a pseudonym for "suicide bomber", and can attach volatile explosives to the front of their vehicles to be used for leeway into the mansion of 40 virgins. These are most prominently dune buggies, terrain jeeps, transport choppers, but are certainly not limited to ATVs and jet skis in Special Forces.
Battlefield 2 Definition #1
Two buddies in vent on Gulf of Oman:
1. elvandar01: "Spawn at olive hill?"
2. Stealth Pyros: "Sounds good."
-5 seconds later of waiting on spawn-
3. elvandar01: "Alright let's do diss!!"
4. Stealth Pyros: "Jeeps up get i-."
Jet Whore Su-34 elvandar01
Jet Whore Su-34 Stealth Pyros
MEDIC!
Battlefield 2 Definition #2
Two buddies in vent on Gulf of Oman:
1. elvandar01: "lmao dude this is gonna be hilarious, spawn at construction site we'll get the buggy"
-6 seconds later-
2. elvandar01: "alright let's load it up, get in"
elvandar01 C4 Armor Whore
elvandar01 is no more.
elvandar01 Teamkills Stealth Pyros
3. Armor Whore: "admin can u ban elvadnar pls 4 ramming"
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An unhealthy but equally enjoyable alternative to sex.
Girl: Hey baby want to go all the way tonight?
Guy: Get out of here bitch, I've got Halo 2.
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The best movie you’ll ever watch. Cars 2 is a true cinematic masterpiece for the ages, it’s greatness is misunderstood by the foolish public. Cars 2 is a truly great movie, and one of the best cinematic masterpieces of all time.
John: Man I wanna watch Cars 2 on Disney+!
Jake: Cars 2? That shitty movie, that’s kinda cringe, bro, ngl
John: Jake, have you even watched Cars 2? It’s Pixar’s magnum opus!
Jake: Yeah right you dumb bitch. Have you seen the reviews it has, everyone hates it
John: everyone hates you too but here you are
*John then forces Jake yo watch Cars 2 with him*
Chillin in a hot tub
Five feet apart
Cause they’re not gay
“2 bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!”
to treat those ones you love like shit... Examples happening all over the country as we speak!
Grbavica 2 is a neighborhood in Sarajevo. When you first come there you will feel like a total peace of shit and for the long term of time you will have issues with finding new friends. Grbavica is full of people who will judge you by the way you "breath" and because they will think you are different from others when you are clearly not. It will take you at least a year or, if you are lucky, less to find someone to be close with. But after a while it become a place where you could chill, take a walk and just be grateful that you ever went there. Sunsets there are beautiful, sometimes you wish you could stay there forever. But apart from all those good things you will have at least one-two people who you will hate from the bottom of your soul. Springs/summers are beautiful in Grbavica, just imagine walking with your best friend/SO trough the park of Grbavica 2 while warm air is blowing trough your hair. You both laugh together while making jokes how you would burn Grbavica 2 down but deep inside of your soul, you love that place more than anything else.
Person 1: Hey I am soon moving to Grbavica 2, I am so excited!!
Person 2: Oh I know that place, just don't worry if you don't like it there at first.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Eh, you will see.