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An unknown illness that translates to "When you can't see your ass going to work" Used to call in sick to your job when you have already exhausted every other excuse.
Sorry I can't come to work today, I have an extreme case of Anal Occulitus and the doctor says it's contagious.
A thing you put inside your anus....it is 19 inches long and has slight but noticeable ridges
Woman: I’m sooooo lonely
Man: Try an anal stick :)
A person who quickly switches to anal from vaginal sex without informing their partner.
Sally: "John plowed me anally last night without giving me any notice. He just pulled out of my vag and thrust right into my ass.
Jane: "Classic anal thief".
a mythical occurrence in which one's anus spontaneously combusts, and the fire refuses to go out.
I hope you get anal conflagration!!!!
When you let Dominic put his throbbing cock in your butt for a good anal session
Dominic was giving anal lessions all night at the party
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When youre taking a shit, you haven't pooped yet, you take some toilet paper and wrap it around your index and middle fingers, and shove them up your ass like a plug while also trying (with maximum effort) to force out the poop. The gas and poo will become so built up in your ass that when you suddenly pull your fingers out of your butt, the poo will rocket out of your ass and splash into the toilet. Upon doing this you may receive a Poseidon's Kiss , but chance of that is minimal if you aim towards the back of the toilet bowl.
"Dude, did you hear that splash from the bathroom?"
"Yeah, John must be doing an anal rocket again..."
"Hey man, why's there water all over the floor?"
"I did the biggest Anal Rocket I've ever seen!"
When your Minecraft experience get a little too sexy; so you insert your dick into the USB port.
Mom I think my dicks stuck again, I was having Minecraft analing.