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ASS VOLCANO

When a partner inserts rubbing alcohol into a stretched asshole and lights it on fire then the partner farts out the alcohol making a fiery explosion. Ass volcanos are known to cause permanent damage to the asshole.

The woman got an ass volcano for her birthday.

by ASSFLAP January 15, 2021


Business Ass

When you have intercourse while on a work trip.

-Bro how was your work trip?
--Dude it was beast! I got some serious business ass from Stacy!
-Nice!

by lockenload23 November 22, 2016


Ass confetti

The sprinkling of brown stained toilet paper left on the seat after a vigorous wiping.

Other than the oil slicks left in the porcelain bowl, the flurry of ass confetti left on the seat was a sure sign something violent happened in here.

by TRex⚡️ May 22, 2016


axehandle ass

Axehandle Ass - (noun) - The butt, derrier, or ass of a man or woman that is approximately the width of a standard axehandle. An axehandle ass is a fat, huge behind with a width equaling or exceeding the width of a standard American axehandle - approximately 32 inches wide (or long) depending on how your measure it. Axehandle asses are typically found on extremely obese individuals, whose asses are so big that they need their own damn zip code!

Ryan: "Did you see the massively huge butt on that fugly bitch?"

Clive: "Yeah, her ass is as wide as an axehandle! She's got an axehandle ass!"

by Juke Boxx Hero November 22, 2011

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lookin-ass

An adjective usually used to insult somebody by comparing them to another person / thing.

Person 1: Did you see Sean over there?
Person 2: The kid with the glasses?
Person 1: Yeah that Harry Potter lookin-ass.

by A Generic Video Game NPC November 7, 2019

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Ass Digit

Combination of being an asshole and having a stick up your ass.

"I hate the way he has to correct us constantly, that ass digit!"

by Smoodie April 20, 2022


Happy Ass

Old school slang, usually used to make fun of someone who is too excited or hyper in relation to the topic at hand,to the point where it’s annoying.

Calm your happy ass down,it’s not that serious!”

by StarStepper September 22, 2020