A “Austin Mekinzie” is a creature not know to man, this creature will tear off your skin, by changing your nick-name in fortnite to: “sweatbraggernerd” adovid at all costs…
“Shut the fuck up! We do not care about they pvz2 mints!”
-proceeds to tear off all limbs, and has oral sex with an eye ball from its victim-
“An lifeless corps powered by drinking tears”
1382-2022”
“An Austin Mekenzie is an creature powered by the tears Of his fortnite kills victims”
possibly the most hipster city in the entire world.
"man, I just want to go somewhere where everyone's just COOL, ya know, man?"
"dude, you gotta go to austin, texas"
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austin texas is a hippie town with lots of stoners and dank ganj. its fun and theres a bunch of music everywhere, like the most popular music festival acl. its a lot of fun and austin is cool
austin texas is so fun
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A catchphrase that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin started at the 1996 King of the Ring after winning the King of the Ring finals in match with Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Talk about your pslams, talk about your prophets, talk about John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says "I just kicked your ass"!
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matt - "that guy is such a gay austin"
nick - "yeah man what a gay austin"
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The type of austin will swindle you with his smooth mouth and rob you of everything including yourself, meanwhile you are smiling the whole time in disbelief of how amazing he makes themselves out to be. A perfect mix of narcissism and arrogance. This type is known to convince you they are god and you are their peasant. An Austin luft will give you the highest of highs and lowest of lows. If you are attracted to confidence and style, be sure you aren’t vulnerable to addiction. They will have you feeling on top of the world and begging for mercy in 60 seconds.
Unpredictable, Conniving and heartless.
An Austin luft will leave you for dead while your begging for more.
Stay away from an Austin Luft, they are never up to any good.
Don’t be an Austin luft.
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1. capital (both governmental and hippie) of Texas
2. live music capital of the world
3. home to the University of Texas
I'm going to Austin for SXSW.
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