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skeeting in and asshole, and eating it out
"What'd you have for breakfest this morning?"
"I had a french bagel with jelley and orange juice."
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bagel that has no insides because person ripped them out and threw them out only what is left is to be eaten.
sometimes lox is put in the empty space
hey stop eating your jew bagel who wants to have a bagel with no inside.i like my jew bagel better so shut up and i am not wasting bread by throwing the insides out.
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When you take a shit, make it into a circle, fry it, and use the hole in the middle to spy on women in the clubhouse.
yo dude i just saw two fat chicks making out watching through my nigerian bagel...they never knew i was there
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The technical term for a group of five people having sex.
Four people have a foursome, and six have an orgy...but the five of us will have a bagel-plexy.
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A overtly sexual phenomenon where a man falls asleep with his testicals on a woman's cheek leaving a indentation on the cheek, with the appearnce of a bagel.
After their perverted sexual encounter, she was left with a bagel face.
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When you fuck a asshole until it bleeds and it is red around the ass checks
John gabe gaby a red bagel for brunch
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When your a fucking a girl and she is on the bottom. your balls beat her asshole , which looks like a bagel hence the bagel beater
how did your balls get so shitty?
I banged this chick and the bagel beaters were swinging
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