Ben

Likes small children. Has a hamster fetish. Has the sex drive of a Lemming. Looks that only Helen Keller could describe, Ben can usually be found in friend's drive-ways, beds, cars, or where ever he feels the need to pass out. Ben's greatest defense is crying himself to sleep naked in a dark corner. Ben cannot be trust when left alone for he has been known to pee on floors. Has a small penis, but tries to compensate for it with his humor.

Used in a sentence: God, that weirdo is such a Ben!

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Ben

Most annoying little fuck out there. Generally looks like a monkey or chimpanzee.

"Hey did u see that monkey at the zoo?"
"Yeah it looked a lot like a Ben"

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Ben

The name is generally used as an insult.

"Dude, your cakes gone all Ben!"

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ben

This is the ultimate multi-purpose word when used in the sentence provided- "Get it ben yi!" with "yi" meaning "you".

This phrase can fit any purpose and be used for whatever you like.

Some suggestions to replace other phrases:
Take it!
Fuck you!
Brilliant!

Or you can use "Get it ben me" which could replace:
I have just hurt myself.
I would like that.
I am going to do that.

Person 1 falls over...
Person 2: "Get it ben yi!"

Person 1 downs a pint of lager...
Person 1: "Get it ben me!"

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ben

the biggest douche-bag that has ever roamed the planet earth. will tell you he loves you one minute then will leave you for someone else the next. usually a skater guy that is very hot and has shaggy hair. he doesnt care about our feelings so dont get attached. and a man-whore.

amy: omg, becky, im dating ben!

becky: me and him just broke up...after he told me he loved me.

amy: awkward.....

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Ben

1.Usually refered to as 'taking a fat sloppy shit that slips out of your ass'. You have no control over taking this shit so you normally shit yourself silly.

fred:'I wouldnt go in that toilet yet. I've just done a Ben which i couldnt control'. I'd give it a few minutes'.

Bob:'That Ben is a fucker. Couldnt you have shoved a cork up your hole and done it later?'.

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Ben

Someone dead boring.
With a dead boring girlfriend.
Talks like a twat.

Ben: 'That was so amazing.'
Everyone else: 'Shut up Ben. You are so fucking boring. And fat.'

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