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Explaining to children about sex.
girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress
small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.
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A variation of giving someone "the finger", where the middle digit is fully extended and the remaining fingers are bent at the middle knuckle.
An advanced maneuver, the extra manual dexterity required is meant to indicate extreme displeasure with the party on the receiving end of the gesture. Also, it's fun to watch people who can't do it struggle like retards trying.
Yo G, let me put down the rag top so I can flip this bitch in the Escalade the bird. You need to come correct if you wanna merge in front of the 5 point 0. Can't a nigga get a turn signal?
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The explanation of sexual reproduction. In old fashioned times people were embarrased to discuss sex let alone tell children. So they used Mother nature as a metaphor to portray sex as a natural thing and not a crime punishable by eternal damnation.
"Now Philip, It's your fortieth birthday and I feel you are ready to know about the birds and the bees.."
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A "sculpture" sold in Stuckey's gas stations in the 1970s. The "bird" was composed of a dried piece of dung with toothpick legs, googly eyes, little feather wings and a plastic beak.
These "sculptures" stood upon a small plastic base that featured the words "turd bird" preceded by the name of the state in which one purchased the item. Thus, if traveling through Montana, one could purchase a Montana Turd Bird, and when one reached Wyoming, one could stop at a Stuckey's and purchase a Wyoming Turd Bird. The poosibilities were endless.
I've been to all 48 contiguous states and I have a Turd Bird from every one of them to prove it.
I'm so depressed, I just found out they don't have Stuckey's in Hawaii. I so wanted a Hawaiian Turd Bird.
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The act of pointing your middle finger at someone meaning "fuck you." See also flip off
Did you see that? He was about to flip the bird!
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(n) Belongs To The Non-Domesticated Chickenhead Family
1. Commonly Recognized By The Unprofessionally Applied
Lace Front Wig or Rainbow Store Attire
2. Considered A "Club Bird" Due To Frequent Sightings In
Nightclubs & Stripclubs
3. Only Sightings In A Supermarket Are Once A Month &
During National Hurricane Warnings
4. Often Abandons Their Young For Wild Night Life Exposure
Ratchet Birds Are Types Of Birds That Are No Longer Endangered Species, Are Extremely Dangerous And Should Only Be Approached Using Caution! When Sighted, It Is Wise To Avoid Physical Contact Unless Properly Protected (Trojans Or Magnums Are Preferred). Their Main Source Of Food Are The Overly Nice, Naive Potential Baby-Daddy Male Species. APPROACH WITH CAUTION! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
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Home team fans at a sporting event who boos one or more members of the home team because of the team playing bad.
The boo birds are out tonight.
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