101% the G.O.A.T. Led the Boston Celtics to an NBA Title. Some say the leader was Kevin Garnett. Always there when you need him. Five NBA Finals MVPs in four appearances. First player to have a triple- triple. Three point specialist. Steph Curry before Steph Curry all around the greatest player of all time.
"Did you see the Celtics game last night?"
"Ya Brian Scalibrine went for another double triple!"
the only ninja as far as I know in the band NinjaSexParty
Goddamn Ninja Brian you killed em all
a man who is made out of anger. almost always is bald and in a bad mood.
person one: "wow. look at brian toth's haircut!"
person two: "he does it himself."
Brian's forehead is a forehead that no one can take their eyes away. So much that people roast him about it and he has to move schools because of the constant roasting. Even moving to different schools might make the roasting stop, his "friends" joke about the unreal forehead.
Brian's forehead is an embarrassing forehead.
Gabe - "Brian, your forehead is like deforestation."
a retard
"haha jizz brian 🦶🏿 cumbrian >: ahaha jīžź břæįň"
He talked to her for 6 months and never got a date. He got Brian Currie'd
he is the coolest man aliven't and he is trans cause a genius said so. he wouldve loved bojack horseman or the office 🤝
brian stells is so cool and pretty i miss him sm