buy someone with the name of a month a burger day

22nd of may is buy someone who has the name of a month a burger day.

“oh yeah it’s the 22nd of may, it’s buy someone with the name of a month a burger day”
“we better go buy April a burger”

Do a buy

When some chavvy fuckwit that thinks he’s cool advertises his usually wank fiesta or corsa and begs people to buy it hence “someone do a buy”

Someone do a buy

buy bananas

Announcing to someone that you need to poop.

A post on Reddit in the TIFU reddit on 5th august 2019 titled "TIFU by not paying attention to my wifes bathroom usage." is the origin of this term.

I need to buy bananas

i’ll fly you buy

I’ll fetch if you pay

Need beer? I’ll fly you buy

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between buys

The period of time between when you run out of weed

im between buys right now

Blind buy

To impulsively purchase an item that you've yet to try/experience with the hopes that it turns out for the best. (Generally something that's received a bit of hype).

Sauvage Dior was a blind buy for me, but I ended up liking it.