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The art of using nacho cheese as lubrication and having vaginal intercourse, then preforming a 69 position
Dude, I was so horny last night, but I was too hungry for sex. So I made my gf do a Cheesy Chicago with me.
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When someone is passed out so hard dropping a steaming pile on their chest wouldn't wake them up. You get a fan blowing on them on high. The you rub one out standing behind the fan, and spooge so it gets blown all over them through the fan, which hopefully belongs to them.
She passed out so hard last night I hit her with the Chicago Ninja and left.
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The act of being robbed, beat, and raped within the city limits of Chicago.
Your not a real Chicagoan unless you endured the Chicago Trifecta!
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n. Sexual act involving a deep dish pizza and a pimply delivery man.
At least Lindsay has never had a Chicago Melvin ... that we know of.
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There's nothing prideful about being a resident of Chicago and post it via social media.
Shooting sprees, corruption, and poverty should be nothing to be prideful about.
Financially, we are the most financially troubled issuers for bonds. (Reuters)
Ghetto Chick: Chicago Pride baby.
A Well informed and civilized person: Shut the fuck up.
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When a girl chews up a bunch of ice cubes and blows the cold air onto your balls, causing them to shrivel up if cold enough. Usually an act of malice
"holy shit dude, don't let your girl give you the Chicago winter"
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When you're little spoon and someone with a penis is big spoon and you let it rip so the penis flaps around in your fart.
Man. Last night my boyfriend farted so loud at dinner that I had to get revenge. So when we were spooning I have him the ol' Chicago Dog.
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