By far the best European defender in basketball history. With a strong auto-irony and a charming character he is one of the most pleasant people you can talk to.
Bullshit apart, fuck you Carlo, get back to work, as always and never stop being yourself.
"domani gioco contro lo Scanzo"
"Occhio a Carlo Borgonovo, ti scopa male"
"Tomorrow I'll play against Scanzo"
"Watch out to Carlo Borgonovo, he will eat you"
The person with the absolute B I G G E S T dong like humongous and can pull any chick all while eating pussy
Person: hey man!
Carlos Wong: *eating pussy noises*
The Mexican who lost his car.
Did you hear what happened to Carlos Coronado? I heard he lost his car again. I guess you can call him Car-Loss!
When you see Carlos in the hall or at a place all you want to say is Gyat.
"GYAT I WANT HIS GYAT I WANT CARLOS GYAT"
The worst friend that could ever exist, he is the one that would poop in his pants, he is the one that will make fun of you tell you get aids, he will rape you if he needs too.
A salty Carlos
A salty Carlos is a hamaphrodites genital secretion covered over a Monte Carlo biscuit and injested through the bum hole
We bought heaps of salty Carlos’ at the all male brothel and “ate” them all in one day