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A person who has accepted Jesus Christ as their savior. That's all one must do to become a Christian. Contrary to popular belief, most Christians are tolerant and realistic people. However, only the hypocritical ones get publicized, due to the media loathing anything relating to God and/or family values. Yes, many Christians go to church, but the most reasonable ones don't force it upon others. Christians enjoy personal relationships with Jesus and don't really belong in an "organized religion" as the media implies. Reasonable Christians get really mad when other Christians act hypocritical or rude to other people.

Christian: Hey, what's up? Let's hang out, or go to the movies sometime. Or go to the mall, whatever's good :)
Christian-hater: Dude, I'm glad I met you. You're such a great friend; you don't seem to hate anyone and you're always up for fun, although not so much drugs and sex. I'm just glad you're not a Christian. Those frickin homophobes are everything that's wrong with this country.
Christian: It's really too bad you feel that way. I guess you'll hate me once you find out I'm a Christian. Most of us aren't jerks, you know.
Christian-hater: Ohh crap. Well I feel like a jerk now... but you can't be a Christian. You're too sweet, and sarcastic.
Christian: You accuse of us being narrow-minded; you are too, to be honest. Let's just move on, and we'll both promise to be open-minded best friends, okay?
Christian-hater: Okay, I'll try.
*they hug, then go to the movies and have fun*

by MissCaliBrownie April 7, 2010

11πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


christian =)

Christian is a truly amazing person. He is a super charismatic, caring, kind, sarcastic, rad guy who loves to skate and eat nutter butters. He really cares about you and how you’re doing despite everything he has to deal with on his own. If you have a Christian =) in your life then consider yourself very lucky and don’t let him go. P.s. he looks like a koopa Troopa ;).

Tyler: yo Christian =) is so wack
Me: nah he’s cool

Tyler: ya I guess ur right

by MandaNoel October 20, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Christian

A very sexy, athletican, and funny young man.

That christian is super sexy.

by Jimjimbobby July 3, 2016

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Christian

bitch ass man child. likes dick and is fat as fuck

Christian

by nigmanms October 16, 2020

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Christian

Christian is a very small cool friend but he never keeps his word he lies and he does whatever he can to fit in some time he acts like he's black when you gets around other kids but he doesn't understand yet that's not who he is

Christian lies never keeps his word and does whatever he can to fit in

by Mateotocool January 31, 2017

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Christian

Christian is a smart, intelligent, kind and caring person who will always have your back. Christian doesn't have much of a temper, but when he's angry, he'll make sure you won't do it again. Christian can however swing for both teams but it all depends on the person. He/She is extremely cute and everyone has a crush on them at least once.

Person 1: Who's that cute boy over there?
Person 2: Oh him? That's Christian.
Person 1: Well he's kinda cute~

by Gold solace September 3, 2016

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Christian

The sexiest man to live on this earth. I wish i had a christian for myself. Common known to have a huge cock. known for girls to be all over him. sometimes shy and he likes hugging people

1. I wish i had a christian
2. He is such a christian

by Anonymous;p December 14, 2016

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž