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Clutch Nixon

Psycho in heaven, angel in hell.

And to this day, Clutch Nixon's (...) has never again been repeated by mortal man...

by LacℜoiX January 27, 2019


Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.

"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"

by Guinness718 December 12, 2024


Rabbit Clutch

When you shoot rabbits at the enemy when you are about to lose. Works in any game, or IRL situation.

My wife was about to take my children, but I pulled off the most epic rabbit clutch!

by Rabetclutcher May 26, 2022


Clutch Buddies

Two people who will always cover for each other in a situation.

Daequan was in the club last night cheating on his girlfriend, but Daqwavian covered for him with Daequan girlfriend. Daequan and Daquavian are Clutch Buddies.

by clutchbuddy February 9, 2018


Couple clutch

The act of stealing or hitting a lick, A fast in and out mission that contains grabbing a couple items and leaving the scene before getting caught.

I went to the store to buy a pair of sunglasses but I couldn't afford it so I had to couple clutch.

by Mr. Definitioni July 29, 2022


clutch copped

One who gets with someone before Valentine’s Day

He clutch copped her booty

by Gaymorals February 13, 2018


clutch squad

Group of friends who are legit and can impress even more under pressure.

Oh man, I wish I was in the clutch squad!

by TheWerdBird September 21, 2015