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An awkwardly jewish boy wildly and vigorously masterbating
After this bar mitzvah, i need to go crank that kosher boy
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When your penis is masturbated by your partners hand in the inverted position to which you would normally pleasure yourself. I.e the hand would by placed thumb side down closest to the base of the shaft. Most commonly
preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.
Rather than give me head she gave me a reverse hand crank to finish me off.
Crank n clean is the act of jacking off into your hand and mixing it with hand soap and using it as shampoo when shampoo is not available. Cheap efficient and it works!
Rory: I am out shampoo
Chris: Crank n clean it!!
Rory: Great idea!!!
*15 minute later*
Rory: That felt incredible and look at the natural shine in my hair!!
when you're on a flight and you see a girl who is sleeping with an empty seat next to her, you slide in next to her and start masturbating and ejaculate in her hair. she will file a $200,000 lawsuit against the airline.
i did a crank that flight 2074 on dis chick and now american airlines has to pay out 200k
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Used when telling someone off, the same meaning but not quite as nasty as telling them to "suck my dick."
Hey Buddy, Bite my crank will ya?
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THE MOST AWESOMEST THING IN THE WORLD
Jim: Did you see Friday night Cranks last night?
Bob: FUCK YEAH
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After jizzing in your hand, you whip the cum at the girls face with your hand posed like Spiderman when he spins a web.
Guy 1: I'ma Crank Dat Spiderman dat ho'!!
Guy 2: Yo, make sure you film that shit, LOL!
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