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viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you

That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!

by HansGreub3r September 21, 2015


Cruise missile

Any action film starring Tom Cruise.

This weekend Amy and I went to see the latest Cruise missile. Man, that dude is so intense.

by Partsdriver August 4, 2022


cruise missile

A big cock

He wished his cruise missile was in Allison

by Anonymous1+32 June 9, 2023


Shakedown Cruise

When a couple has sex in a new vessel, vehicle or trailer under the guise of an inspection trip. No other passengers allowed.

Funny, Luke and Laura stopped at the porn shop, before heading out of town on their self described shakedown cruise in their new RV.

by Xgishy March 14, 2021


cruise class

when a class becomes unproductive and you dont do any work, you just chill and relax.

ho brah, this class is a cruise class, we no need do nawtin.

by rubchar August 12, 2009


green cruise

Smoking some green while cruising in a car. Preferably a new car, to get the smell 'burned' in.

"Hey Christy, want to go for a green cruise in my new car?"

by tripleXbitch October 26, 2013


cruising altitude

A state of X (adult life for example) where no serious effort is urgent, or even needed anymore.

College kids talk about how they want a degree so they can shake things up and change the world, but like most people, deep down they just work towards a life at cruising altitude, and then that idealism fades just like yours or mine.

Once I've paid off my loans and can live life at a cruising altitude, I will at least consider having a child

by how-young-people-talk March 14, 2020