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A five day fast. The only thing you’re allowed to consume is plain water.
Me: I think you’re getting a little overweight, you should go on a Venezuelan Diet.
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A term used for one who is the most boring, horrible, annoying, and useless faggot to live on planet Earth.
" Kyle is such a diet lettuce"
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The most effective diet for losing weight, it’s is a low-carb low-fat low-protein diet, it consists only of a glass of water once in a while and air.
Dude, you lost a lot of weight, have you been exercising?
Nah, I have been on the Gaza Diet
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Someone who says they are "not a homophobe" but simply "don't agree with the homosexual lifestyle."
Oxford Dictionary defines a homophobe as someone that "has a dislike or prejudice against homosexual people." Because of this, people often try to ascertain that they are "not a homophobe" because they simply "do not hate gay people, only disagree with their "lifestyle."" This definition defines that in order to be homophobic, one must possess a sense of hatred or disliking, opposed to only "disagreeing."
Diet homophobes are people who are homophobic to a lesser extent than the Dictionary definition entails, and thus wish to remove themselves from the label of "homophobe" to feel good about themselves despite still having homophobic attitudes, though they are gentler than the dictionary definition entails.. The term "diet" in diet homophobe comes from the idea that this form of homophobia is much less extreme than hate-level homophobia, thus being "diet."
Synonyms: discount homophobe, soft homophobe, gentle homophobe
"I'm not homophobic, I just don't think that gay people deserve basic human rights"
"I hate it when people call me homophobic, I just think gay people don't need to be married."
Oh you see Randy over there? He's a diet homophobe.
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a diet set to the beats of cheesey music ( mainly Japanese..), where a dupe would jiggle his lardass to some computer-handled program that controls ; allegedly, the sing-and-burn-calories thing.
karaoke diet my ass! just stop opening the goddamn frigde! .
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where you only weed when you gots the munchies
"Yo, I'm on a marajuana diet."
"What the hell is that?"
"I only eat when I smoke and get the munchies."
"Wtf is the point of that???"
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The weight loss that sometimes accompanies playing of WoW.
Wow, I forgot to eat again! It's the WoW diet.
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