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Being super douche baggish all the time.
Wow that Eric guy is such a douche magoosh!
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Someone whose pathetic work ethic is only matched by a complete lack of job skills.
There could be no more worthless an item in the universe than douche that's been used, so this should be reserved for those individuals who make one question the efficacy of evolution.
Can also be used in acronym form, SD.
"Dude, you didn't rack up the new server last week while I was on vacation!?"
"No, I couldn't find a cart so it's still in the mail room."
"DAMN... spent douche"
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A person with a little bit of money who thinks that their small bankroll gives them the right to discard manners and class. Literally, "the new douche."
PERSON 1: Check out that ass-hat in the "stunna shades" arguing with the hotel manager because they won't give him a free upgrade to a penthouse on a sold-out night.
PERSON 2: He won't even take off his shades to argue with the guy!
PERSON 1: It's probably to protect his eyes from all the cubic zirconium he's wearing to look like "ice."
PERSON 2: Welcome to the nouveau douche.
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a guy who thinks their a badass for buying a ton of air jordans, nikes, ect. Shoe douches have a tendancy to post their shoes on facebook and to buy more a week later.
Some people just dont realize u dont need 17 different shoes for normal sports.
Bill: "Yo, Angie I just got some new Adidas check them out."
Angie: "I don't give a sh*t your such a shoe douche who cares."
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A "Canada Douche" is someone that acts like an arrogant, boastful, self-centered jerk only while wearing a Canada Goose jacket. Furthermore, their perception is negatively hindered due to the fact that their Canada Goose jacket is expensive, which leads them to believe they are better than most people.
1) "Check out that Canada Douche posing in front of that mirror."
2) "Uggh, that couple has matching Canada Douche jackets!"
3) "That guy totally thinks he's better than everyone because of his outrageously expensive Canada Douche jacket."
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The large plastic plates at the gym that look heavy but are actually very light.
guy 1:look at that guy benching over there what a beast!
Guy 2:Nah thats just forty pounds he's using the douche plates.
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When you go out with ALL your co-workers to lunch including your 20 year old younger brother who works as an intern with you. Then when the place you go to says, "We only server people over 21, are all twenty of you over 21?" Then you say, "No." and make everyone have to go somewhere else to eat.
Server: Hi everyone is everyone over 21?
King Douche: No my brother isn't
Server: Well I'm sorry we can't server you at this establishment
Mr. Plus: Wow what a douche move, why didn't you just say yes we are all 21. He wasn't going to drink any way.
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