Someone who is just generally brain dead.
The dreamsexual: Hey, I'm a dreamsexual!
Their friend:Bitch your probably more brain dead than a baby who's brain is still developing.
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Dreamsexual is used to describe someone who only feels sexual attraction in their dreams, and rarely or none when they're awake.
You really thought it was gonna be the minecraft youtuber dreamsexual. Bamboozled.
The valid version: An asexuality where you only feel sexual attraction in your dreams.
The unvalid version: Sexual attraction towards the Minecraft Youtube Dream. Anyone who identifies as this is braindead.
Guy 1 - I identify as dreamsexual
Guy 2 - The minecraft youtuber?
Guy 1 - No
Guy 2 - Cool bro you're valid
Guy 1 - I identify as Dreamsexual
Guy 2 - The Minecraft Youtuber?
Guy 1 - Yeah
Guy 2 - Never talk to me again you social reject
Someone who dad left them for the milk store and never returned.
People who like the dream SMP and watch it and use dream to get into the LGBTQ
People who use TikTok and Twitter
People who fake mental disorders
People who gacha
An example of this is GachaJulica
Julicamcyt: I'm dreamsexual and proud
Me: *Loads 22 Gauge Shotgun* So you chosen... Death
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The hemorrhoid on the ass end of the LGBTQI+ community
Symptoms of Dreamsexuality include
- Spending 23h/day on Twitter
- An impulse to cancel people and drive that person to suicide
- An unwanted love of Dream
Person 1: I decided to finally come out as Dreamsexual
Person 2: Ok, can I call someone quick
Person 1: Better not call a nasty Dreamphobe
Person 2: "Hello National Suicide Prevention Lifeline, Yeah it's me again so i'll need your employee of the month"
Person 1: wHaT ARe u DOIng I fuCKIng H8 yyU
Person 2: then good
Definition 1. You get sexual during dreams.
Definition 2. You took your favorite youtuber and made it into a sexuality.
Ex 1:
Guy 1 : Iβm dreamsexual
Guy 2: The YouTuber?
Guy 1: no but itβs still valid
Guy 2: Iβm moving houses soon! Never speak to me again
Ex 2:
Guy 1: Iβm dreamsexual
Guy2: The YouTuber?
Guy 1: y34h
Guy 2 grabs M1911 and fires
Guy 2 meets the president and gets a Medal of Honor
Being Dreamsexual means you have a sexual and romantic attraction to the MCYT Dream, who also leads the DreamSMP.
People like to say it isn't real, but neither is their dad!
"I support Dreamsexuality!"