big dick daddy one with the ladys a master of one night stands
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Little girl that sits on a old korean mans lap also known as his senpai. Senpai keeps him in line like the little bitch he is.
Look its Eli Sabol.... Such a bitch
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Is a loser.
Eli Lowell asked ugliest girl out and got rejected.
Eli Lowell picks his nose.
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Probably the best boyfriend to ever exist, really.
He's the only kind and caring guy I've ever dated that actually talks to me and likes to be around me.
Super affectionate and overall an awesome person... Magnificent is a better word actually.
I fucking love him.
He's my one and only Telescopic Octopus & Kreme with Explosive Grandmas <3
Eli Tonder: *Insert every synonym of perfect*
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A stinky man whoβs addicted to the green plant, rumour has it his mum lives off benefits and heβs got black under his nails
Eli Howard
give us 20 quid from your mums benefits
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The biggest cock sucker in history. The fakest bitch you will ever meet
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