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One who practices dentistry while under the influence of queer.
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A being like the tooth fairy who gives out blumpkins instead of money
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A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.
because Rex was a good little boy, the blumpkin fairy gave him a blumpkin.
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One who is a male, but a female at heart.
One who skates around like a fairy on the ice and wears purple and pink glittery ice skates with fairy wings on them.
Austin - "You know that Jay kid?"
Nate - "Yeah, what an ice fairy."
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(n). 1. a person, animal or (less frequently) vehicle that one encounters only after ingesting at least one psychoactive substance while in an altered state of reality. Due to intoxication, it is difficult to confirm the reality or validity of the encounter and/or the object within it.
Guy's! That's the weed fairy-mobile! I always see that LSU Tigers-striped Lamborghini when I'm high as shit!
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A magical fairy that feeds off your body sweat and man goo. If you wait too long in one day to take a shower, then the fairy escapes from the drain and anally rapes you to get your man goo.
Dude, you better take a shower before the Shower Fairy gets you.
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A closet gay guy who won't have vaginal sex with any female. He'll only receive oral from every girl he meets.
1. To keep his reputation
2. To hide his secret
3. HE DOESN'T LIKE PUSSY
Nah, you don't want him. He's a a "Tooth Fairy", only wants your jaws and not your box. From what I've heard, he's only ever had oral, because he can imagine it's a guys mouth. But he has to! So his boys don't know!
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A mythical creature who flat narrow butted girls wish to for more attractive butts.
The ass fairy visits them while they sleep and with a wave of the magic wand endows them with magical man getting ass.
See Tit Fairy.
Kim Kardashian has been visited by the Ass Fairy way too many times!
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