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The Long and Seemingly Never Ending Stream of Farts that Come After You've Dropped Off Your Date and/or Left Their House in the Morning Because You've Been Holding Them In All Night.
"Dude, after I dropped off my date last night I had Date Farts for like an hour!"
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when you blow a silent fart & the gas rides up to the top of your butt cheeks, which tickles
Mom: "What's so funny,Junior?"
Junior: " I just ripped a tickle fart!"
Mom: "Ooooo-kay, whatever."
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The act of farting in order to clear an area for your own personal enjoyment
When it is difficult to get a lounge seat by pool:
"I'm going to lay down a territorial fart and clear the area so I can get the best lounger, and then no one will be bugging me"
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A deceptive fart would be when you are about to fart, and just before the fart leaves your asscheeks, you realize it is in fact Shit. Therefore resulting in you having to clench said bumhole and try to suck the poo up. Can result in failure, where you shit yourself, or excruciating pain.
Robert: "Man I thought I had to fart but I shit myself."
Wesley: "That's the worst deceptive fart ever!"
A fart stainer that stains your pants leaving a brown skid mark,also can be used to abuse somebody
Hey you "Your a fart stainer"
A wet fart slips out by accident you have not followed through but you have just stained your pants with some fart juice.
Can also be mixed up and changed by calling somebody a stain head they will get the drift
After drinking large amounts of robitussin to get high you usually get gassy as hell and get what I like to call the robo-farts. The day after if you're still afterglowing you'll be ripping robo-farts all day.
Holy shit can you guys smell that? I got some fat robo-farts.
(n) Someone who produces farts at an amazing rate and can be compared with a modern day mass production facility, except for farts.
Orin is such a damn fart factory, that's 5 in a row!
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