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How do I even begin to describe it …
Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Niece : I’m going up to Fort Yukon, to visit my cousin !
Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in Fort Yukon . It’s toxic , or worse…don’t get pregnant!
When you get rickrolled, then the person sends 'Chug Jug With You' right after.
Girl: Damn it he fort-rolled me again
When your taking the top in the 69 position and you blow ass sludge all over your partners face. The m say version of the horizontal hurricane.
I ate to many burritos and accidentally gave my girlfriend a Fort Worth Facial.
When you and a member of opposite sex work on the same greasy mechanical project before hooking up. Mingling the same greasy hands on one anothers body.
When you leave a hand print on her ass after a little Fort Mac Foreplay, it's not red from snacking it. It's black.
A name brand of expensive cloth but make you shine and look good