An individual with all of the same exact traits of a sigma male, except they are very silly in nature; even when they are serious, they don't fail to be a goober.
Despite Xavier's independent and strong nature as a sigma, he is still a Goober Male regardless.
The single most goobery goober amongst a sea of fellow goobers. The king of the goobs.
This Goober Watson is the weirdest motherfucker I know.
Someone who gives spongebob anal.
I just gave spongebob goofie goober.
The act of getting your dick pics leaked online
Dude, Lane got goofy goobered last weekend!
the act, state, or process of becoming a goober
Martha is going through gooberism and becoming a silly billy!
When someone does something really cool, but stupid.
Zack: Did you see him do that backflip and fell?
Aaron: Yeah that was goobered up.