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Greg Crane

i took the sloppiest "Greg Crane" today, but boy do i feel a lot lighter.

by Bi Ching Atu March 16, 2010

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Another internet celebrity, mainly known by many on the famous stickam.com Greg Luscious has over 100,000 live views and over 10,000 myspace friends. He has been on stickam's featured charts. Define Greg Luscious as homosexual, extremely caring and giving. Ranked number 3000 on istardom.com (the website for ranked internet celebrities).

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by Undefined489 June 3, 2009

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Old Greg

Your at a party where you are getting hammered. The feeeling of drunk enters your body, but it is not alone, the feeling of horny is with it. You are now ridged like a bread stick. You post up in the party and eagle eye that one girl that suits your fancy. When you spot her, you approach and say those special words that all girls want to her, "Sup beautiful, wanna fuck?!" You proceed to grab her hand and pull her to an empty bed room where you get busy, real fucking busy. The next morning, your bragging to all your friends that you bagged this one chick when you notice your buddy is histarical. He then tells you that he fucked a girl in that same bed, but he pulled out and came all over the bed. Tat bed was soaked with your buddies swimmers and you bagged that random chick on top of that shit.

Dude, you old greged that chick because I came all over that bed, dumbass.

by Ginger Lariat June 25, 2011

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greg the greek

A totally retarted fucker who thinks he all that because he is greek. Has a small penis and takes pictures and smiles at them during class at catholic school

Greg the greek lives the #greeklife

by Charlieswhorehouse October 12, 2015

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