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JESUS

Jesus is a crazy Mexican but good to hang out out with and hes really bad at fornite though.

Jesus is a good dude

by duff455 April 24, 2018

5πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

Jesus

Susej

Pronounced susage, sounds like sausage and is used to describe the hardness of the male erection.

Damn my dick be as hard as a β€œJesus” right now man!

by YEETRMAN-/;o;/ April 25, 2019

33πŸ‘ 217πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

This BITCH is just Sausage backwards here's an example

Oh I believe in Jesus the Sausage

by MemeGod2000000 November 14, 2018

33πŸ‘ 217πŸ‘Ž


Is it Jesus

Usually in an elementary school class after the teacher says that there is a guest. Best if used in a Catholic school.

Teacher: Today we have a special guest class.
Student; Is it Jesus?

by Jesus is here February 8, 2009

18πŸ‘ 109πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

A person who eats only cow shit for a diet

"WOW! i wouldnt want to be jesus"

"Why is jesus always getting into fights?!"

by Axelymwa February 1, 2022

32πŸ‘ 218πŸ‘Ž


jesus

toyhos

toyhos is jesus

by cyassiiherselflol October 1, 2021

3πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


jesus

The basketballer who takes all the game winning shots.

Ray Allen goes for the 3 and he got it. He has done that so many times, he is Jesus.

by anony23 April 30, 2009

3πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž