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Day the baddest b*tch is born, the one who is sassy but can stab u in the back
Someone: omg that person is born on the 11th of july!
Me: damn.. should I be friends with them or not? 11 july is a damned bday
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If you were born on this day, you’re most likely a big booty bitch. You got that birthday cake lil mama. If July 1st is your half birthday then you packing cake, but not nearly as much as July 1st birthday’s.
“Damn, She thicc as fuck, why she packing so much cake, she got implants?”
“Nah bro, she was born on July 1st, everyone born on that day has hella cake.”
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The day when the real g’s are born. They love pizza and alcohol!!
Wow that girl eats a lot of pizza, is she born on 2.july?? 2. july babies are cancers
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July 24 is national date your best friend for a day
ay your mine for today it’s July 24 ;)
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1. Uno Reverse Card Day.
2. the day before July 4th
person 1: you're fat
person 2: uno reverse card
person 1: Shit it's July 3rd
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when your weird friend was born
Boy: Today My weird friend was born
Girl: Oh ya it’s july 28
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National Kiss Your Girlfriend Day!!
“Hey, it’s july 31st, give me kisses!!”
“uhg, fine!”
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