June 16

A day that will live in infamy in Whole Foods Market Dairy history.

The eye of Hurricane Shawn shows its face in the form of 12 pallets, and milk crates taller than most skyscrapers.

On this day Hurricane Shawn took guitarist Jonesy's shoulder, sent Alex to the Army, forced Garvin to transfer stores, and made two Team Members lose their green cards..... on purpose.

A day that TM Alamin says made the tsunami look like child's play.

"I survived Hurricane Shawn and all I got was this lousy Free Lunch coupon"

"June 16 makes baby Jesus cry"

"Hurricane Shawn > Hurricane Charlie"

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June 21

National fuck the shit out of your girl day

I’m gonna June 21st your ass ;)

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June 25

Satan’s birthday

Satan was born on June 25

Stay away from them, they were born on June 25

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june 16th

june 16th

the day the most perfect human beings were birthed.

jack: “dude, it’s reginas bday! she the definition of perfect prolly bc it’s on june 16th yk”

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June 30th

technoblade memorial day. This is the the day we found out technoblade died. May he live in are hearts.

he it's June 30th time to pay are respects.

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June 16

The person that is born on this date has the biggest dick anyone have ever seen

THaTS A PreTTy BIg CocK
I KNow, RIght. I was ACTuallY BORn JUNe 16

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June 4th

National shrek day

Jack: hey dude what’s the date
Andrew: June 4th
Jack: no way happy national shrek day bro
Andrew: thanks you too

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