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A replace for the term “2nd place”, also known as runner-up or “can’t finish”
Person 1; Hey where did you get that silver medal?
Person 2; Jimmy won, but I was able to Kenny Cotnoir II’nd!
When someone thinks they are so cool, that they avoid you. Like laying on a bed in the day time, singing Danger Zone wearing aviators cool.
Hey man you know Paul, he just became a jet pilot. Ran into him the other day, he looked right at me and Kenny Loggins'ed me.
The testicles
Bruno Mars is that feller who sounds like he got hoofed in the Kenny Chestnuts
He has a beautiful soul more than anyone. he is funny, smart, tall and kind however, he is only nice to someone close to him and he only has a few close friends and that's all he needs. He is smarter and stronger than he knows. He's very logical and sometimes it pisses me off. he is my first love and will forever live in me.
I’m so lucky to have you in my life.
Kenny Giarsa,
(noun) you are loved.
Each Girl has that one boy she will never loose feelings for.
The not good for you, toxic relationship but still jump his bones if you see him.
Yeah, he’s “ my Kenny”.
Yeah, I have a “ my Kenny”.
Oh, god is that “ your Kenny”?
Dunkeld Kenny
1970's porn star who went by the name Kenny Rogers-her. His signature move was the gold shower, which he mastered, perfected and make his own.
One of the first men in the industry to get a prince albert, this helped enormously with his golden shower scene's enabling him to shower numerous females at the same time with remarkable accuracy.
His career span 3 decades and there is even talk of a return to the industry in 2015 as his golden shower performances have never really been equalled. This along with his distinct orgasm sounds, a cross between a ghost moaning and squirrel being trodden on accidently by a semi handicapped person. This unique sound earned him the 1979 *He Cum vocalist award.
Kenny was very lucky to survive the AIDs epidemic that plagued the industry thru these years, even after his male/male scene with Jonny Holmes. Many put this down to the amount of urine he expelled in this scene.
*He Cum vocalist award is a very prestigious honor only given out every 4 years to coincide with olympics.
"I met this chick at the pub on saturday, i totally did a Dunkeld Kenny on her. It looked like she'd been hit with a fire hydrant."
When you dip your balls in a bowl of sugar and slap them on your wife's face.
Last night my wife asked for a Salty Kenny. I said ok.