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The Boot to Louisiana-
The Boot to Louisiana is when every state in U.S.A. kicks you out for (insert fantasy scenario here) except for Louisiana, Louisiana will be the only state to accept you.
Louisiana was once known as part of the M.I.M.A.L. the Elf region. Louisiana is also known as the Boot, Mimal's Boot, the Elf's Boot, and/or the Elven's Boot. Home of everything that is Bootleg.
Person 1- I heard getting the Boot to Louisiana was so impossible I cannot find a reason why that the legend exists.
Person 2-It does exist otherwise nobody would talk about it.
A sexual act involving a laundry basket, octopus tentacles, and tomato sauce. The man slathers the female with the tomato sauce, places the laundry basket over her anus and vagina and proceeds to take the tentacles in her baking and anus.
“Man I couldn’t walk right after Mike gave me the Louisiana Laundry Basket last night”
When a girl shits on your dick.
"Dude.. My girl let me do anal last night.."
"Oh, sweet! How'd that go?"
"She gave me a Louisiana Chili-Dog.."
When you jerk off while taking a poop.
“Hey where’d Josh go?”
“Oh he’s taking a Louisiana Lunch Break.”
A sex position where someone vomits into the pussy/vagina then fucks it.
Charlie drank too much and vomited in Melissa pussy then begin to fornicate making a Louisiana Et Toutfae.
When someone lights their pubes on fire and skull fucks an alligator
We had a Louisiana bonfire last night best time of my life
When you're giving a rimjob and you pause when the anus is fully gaped and put Louisiana Hot Sauce around the perimeter, and continue to munch for a spicier taste
"Duuuuuude, I ate this girl's ass last night and gave her a Louisiana Chili Ring" booty fun chili rimjob