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It's a fucking rake Jason. You want a fucking rake.
Anyone have one of those things to sweep the lawn and get rid of my leaves like a lawn sweeper or something ?
This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
The title given to the member of the household who is in charge of the lawn.
I have the nicest lawn on my street, i'm the head honcho lawn boss.
To perform a service that generates noise, and by doing so keeps people awake.
Ugh, I couldn't sleep last night because my neighbor's boyfriend was over to "mow her lawn".
Someone who gives up easily when things get tough or something that isn’t sturdy enough.
If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.
When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.
The act of lifting and lowering a push mower over too high of grass. Usually takes about one full or two days. It resembles the way Pacman opens and closes his mouth in the game.
Damn it, I let my lawn get too high. I am not looking forward to Pacman the lawn today.
I got sunburned Pacman-ing the lawn
A term used to describe when you stole money from your parents but laundering it by saying that you mowed lawns to earn the money. Mowing 60 lawns would be stealing 60 dollars.
Mom: How did you get 60 dollars to buy that game of yours?
Son: I'm mowing lawns to earn that money!
Son to friend: Yo, check this out, I mowed 60 lawns from my mom.