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An object residng in one's yard proclaimed by the local news or weather service to have the potential to become a dangerous projectile durirg severe weather events or high winds. Common examples include patio furniture and children's toys.
Neightbor 1: "The storm last night sent that plastic chair right through my window."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."
What a clover flower would be to dogs when communicating with eachother.
"Kirby" ate his weight in "Lawn Popcorn" on his walk this morning.
Ending up on all fours vomiting in the backyard after drinking too much.
He made a good lawn tiger after drinking a whole bottle of vodka in under half an hour at our BBQ.
To get absurdly drunk, find the sloppiest chick in a party, then fuck her on the lawn of any structure (usually fraternity houses).
"Dude, Mike got way to messed up and ended up lawn sloshing last night."
You know that thing you get with pizza.
Its use is to eat your B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A on.
Your probably gonna say im wrong but then were would you EAT.
Guy 1: I got sum B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A u want sum
Guy 2:yiss
Guy 1: alright shrink yourself to eat on the tiny plastic lawn table.
Guy 2: om nom nom
Guy 1: om nom nom
1. A giblet that lives on the lawn
2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp
I was a Lawn Gibblet which means I'm eating a delicious cookie right now
"The state of Virginia has seized a massive weigh lawn in connection to gang activity along its coastal cities."
"I'm glad the authorities have the situation under control. Hope they torched that weigh lawn."