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Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.

"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"

by Penhold July 27, 2017


post modern hipster

A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.

Post modern hipsters are so anti conformity

by Surlkone March 7, 2016


modern person

Hailly

Someone who is in touch with her modern person ness, like Hailly.

by Modern person January 23, 2022


school of modern skills

Best school if you dont go to this school man you suck at life

wow i go to school of modern skills i am cool

by Ughh daddy September 6, 2021


Modern Grnaola

When someone posts all there outdoor, escape frome technology, hike, etc. photos. Sometimes includes smoking.

Wow! Nice photo Mike you're really modern grnaola.

by ||¡||¡||▪︎ November 14, 2022


Modern Men

men who paint their nail, wear makeup, and put on dresses. What happened to men being into manly thing? you know what i'm into? big, beefy, buff, burly, sweaty men with big cock.

Modern men suck bro, be into masculine shit like me.

by BOT 1.0 October 10, 2022


Modernizing

Is when something gets made modern again, maybe by two classical musician boys, who knows? Maybe it's even made modern when they have a live stream to celebrate them getting 2 million subscribers and one of them plays a concert by Tchaikovsky and maybe, just maybe, the other brave violinist plays the entire orchestra on one violin. Maybe, on that faithful moment of time 43 thousand people, from all corners of the world, take about 54 minutes and 48 seconds off their days (or nights, if they live in Europe) to appreciate the true heroes of classical music.

It's not, but should be, 'cuz it's modernizing

by Lingling_40URS February 10, 2020