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noun
1. An industrial sized pack of freshly made delicious muffins bought at Costcos, often coming in a variety such as chocolate chip, blueberry, and poppy seed.
adjective
1. Extremely good; outstanding.
exclamation
used to indicate approval or pleasure
ORIGIN see first definition
"I find that idea to be variety muffins."
"What do you think?"
"Variety muffins!"
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the classier way of saying eating out.
also seen as nomming on the muff or nom nomming on the muff(in).
Doe: I am extraordinarily hungry today.
Phosie: I'm not. I just ate a jar of pickles.
Brown: I know someone who isn't hungry.
Doe: Who could that be?
Phosie: Yeah, who?
Brown: Well Taco of course. He's been nomming on the muffin all night long.
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Young, round, plump ass cheeks. The shape resembles freshly baked muffins.
-Mmm, those muffin buns sure look tasty!
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A turd muffin is the act of being, stupid, commonly reffered to as dumb, retarded.
Dude, stop being a turd muffin.
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an intense muffin top. this atrocity occurs when ones loves handles are bulging over the sides of their too tight pants. it happens especially with little camo or picnic army shorts.
Shannon has some HORRIBLE muffin overflow going on today. It makes me want to throw up and NEVER eat muffins again.
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A notorious criminal mastermind known to be plotting world domination via the mass baking of muffins. Experts hypothesise that he may be planning to force the muffins to fight for him. Although it was originally suggested that his lair was located on Drury Lane, searches produced no substantial results. Little more is known about him, other than that he may well be in league with a person by the name of M. Perryman. If you have any information on the whereabouts of the muffin man, do not hesitate to contact your government.
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