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He is The Man. The real all in one.
He could be A very humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.
On the other side he is The sexiest man alive! Smart, funny, sweet, super attractive, amazing lover, perfect penis size. He can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a Nelson Ivan you are very lucky to have him in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
Meeting Nelson Ivan was the best thing that could ever happen to me.
I want to be like Nelson Ivan someday.
Nelson Ivan fucked me in ways I didn't know could be fucked. I love him
Sexy ass girl with sexy tits and a really nice ass. Super funny and really cute. Clingy, but adorable so it’s fine. If you get your hands on a Chloe Nelson, die. She’s mine😤😤
Woah that girl is hot as fuck!
Yeah, that’s Chloe Nelson, the hottest girl in the world!
When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.
Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.
It's those unwritten things you learn in nursing school.
She unzipped my pants and performed a "Pearl Nelson". That was the best "Pearl Nelson" ever.
jokes that are made made almost constantly by a person who just cant be funny for the love of Jesus Crist himself
your not funny at all , all you do is make silly immature jokes that aren't funny just stop using nelson jokes}
A person who is acting in a jealous manner (similar in usage to nervous nelly, debbie downer, or trying patterson).
Wow you're such a jealous nelson! Just admit it! Everybody knows it!
While camping, smearing freshly warmed shit (which has been heated in a pan, preferably over a fire, then stirred and cooled to the proper temp) on your passed out buddys`face.
Shit, Waynes`passed out. Let`s give him the Outdoor Nelson.