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Nipple Crunch

A clamping pressure on the nipple, more intense than a pinch but not as painful as a twist. May be used as a medical technique to arouse an unconscious patient.

Claudia was so exhausted from sewing that she fell into a coma. The doctors tried to wake her with a nipple crunch but were unsuccessful.

by MindsEye7 October 17, 2011

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omelette nipple

Slang term for a nipple on wide breast, often a manboob. The width of the tit leads to the nipple folding with half of the nipple on the top portion of the breast and half on the underside. The tip of the tit is the filling in this delicious omelette.

"Logan has big omelette nipples." -- Roman

by BB7373737 July 16, 2023


Arm Nipples

When your Nipple slides into your pit.

My Arm Nipples wont go away said Reilyn.

by Nip Trip July 21, 2017


nipple partners

two people who are classmates in biology. One female, One Male. Each bonded by nipple size, location, and hairiness. They never actually see each others nipples or have the desire to but have a general idea.

Hugo and Alex are nipples partners.

Alex does all the work while her nipple partners Hugo plays Tetris.

We are going to be nipples partners for life!!!!!!

by Billy Buck Black November 6, 2013


nipple wanker

A person that wanks to nipples

Nate stop being a nipple wanker to other males.

by TheFuckboydownthestreet May 21, 2016


friends nipple

In any episode on Friends that Monica, Rachel, or fiebe has a hard nipple.

Man, did u see that friends nipple, I was watching friends today and Rachel had very hard nips.

by JeromeWheats August 29, 2021


Nipple Flair

If a woman were to have intercourse with a man who possessed a cold, then she could be in danger of Nipple Flair. This disease tends to last for about 2-3 weeks. If your doctor confirms that you have Nipple Flair than you will need to go home and not go outside. This sickness will cause a woman’s nipples to be extremely cold. If you get Nipple Flair than you must not have sex or go outdoors. Both activities with cause your tits to heat up to temperatures around 400 degrees. Some woman try to obtain Nipple Flair because during the short period that it lasts the female with be able to produce cum from her jugs. You would not need a male to create a baby if you had Nipple Flair, this fact makes a lot of feminists very happy. Also the disease may shrink your lungs until you die.

Zeva: Abby I need you to come over to my house right now!
Abby: What’s wrong!
Zeva: Tony gave me Nipple Flair and I need you to help me clean up the giz off my couch.
Abby: Ok I’ll be right their.
Zeva: Bring a switchblade, I might need to cut my nipples off.

by Bubba the Gimp January 7, 2021